There is a part of a guy’s life that is both a little pathetic and amusing. We are always trying to impress the girls. And it starts early.Parker is spending the day with a friend from his preschool today. She is a smart and cute little girl. Shanda overheard Parker say this morning, “Hey, Candyce, I can bench 220.”
I’m still laughing.
I don’t know if this is how it went, but here’s how I picture it. Parker is sitting across from Candyce at the table. He puffs up his chest and crosses his arms Uncle Rico style and gives Candyce a slight bob of the head. He then delivers what he believes to be the one thing sure to win her approval. He can bench 220.
Another friend of mine is training for a marathon. He said that his running times vary depending on how many girls are out running that day, too. He’ll pick up his pace a little bit as he runs by the girls. Once they are out of sight, he slows it back down. And I can’t poke too much fun at him for doing it. I think a lot of guys would do the same.
Every guy can list some of the stupid things they have done just to impress the girls. Anybody want to share some of theirs? I like for people to put their names on their comments, but I understand widespread use of the anonymous function for this one….
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Fifth grade (1985). I am trying to impress Stephanie Arnold at Skatetown for the monthly Hayes Elementary School skate day. The DJ at Skatetown is blaring Glenn Frey's THE HEAT IS ON. I am trying to impress her and I pass her and try to turn around in a circle to make sure she knows I am thinking about her. As I turn around I lose control and end up faceplanting into the wall. Lost two teeth. Blood everywhere. As I nursed my freshly swollen lips, she skated to Chicago's YOU'RE MY INSPIRATION on the couples only skate with Todd Gungoll. That whore.
Easy, Big Craig.... Don't make me turn on the comments moderator.
AN
men you never learn do you..................women aren't impressed by how "much" you press how "fast" you run or how "fancy" you skate. We are impressed if you are just "doing" it. We want men "in" the race...winning or being best isn't what really matters. winning or being outstanding would just be a little bonus. Striving to improve now that is what really impresses us.
JK
The best baseball games I ever played were when that "special" girl was watching. But was she the cause or was it just a coincidence? It happened too many times to be merely a coincidence. The ladies bring out the best in a man! That being said, I think Parker could probably bench 220, as long as the admiring eyes of a little girl were planted on him.
Now here is a story of a man who can impress the girls!
AN
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